70. Whenever you have plenty of ammo， you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo， you 't hit the broad side of a barn.

你有足够弹药的时候，你百发百中。你缺弹药的时候，连谷仓那么大的东西都打不中。

71. The more a on costs， the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.

武器越贵（或是越有用处？），修理的时候就要送的越远。

72. The plexity of a on is inversely proportiohe erator.

武器的复杂程度和操作者的智商成反比。

73. Field experiehing you doil just after you .

“战场经验”这东西，只有在某次很需要它的行动之后你才能获得。

74. No matter which way you have to march， its alhill.

不管你从哪条路线行军，都是上坡路。

75. If enough data is collected， a board of inquiry prove anything.

如果收集到了足够的资料，调查委员会什么事都可以证明。（委员会胡说八道）

76. For every a， there is an equal and opposite criti boot camp)

在新兵训练营，对每一个行动都有赞成与反对两种评判。

77. Air strikes always overshoet， artillery always falls short.

空袭总是打得过远，炮火总是打得太近。

78. Whehe radio freque you just wrote dow important ones are always illegible.

当你查看你写下的无线电频率的时候，最重要的总是无法辨认。

79. Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA.

弹雨之中逞英雄的人往往死得最快。

80. The tough part about being a the troops don't know what they want， but they kai want.

作为军官最辛苦的一点是：士兵不知道他们想要什么，只知道他们不想要什么。

81. To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.

从一个人那里偷取信息叫剽窃，从敌人那里偷取信息叫搜集情报。

82. The on that usually jams whehe most is the M60.

在你最需要它的时候总是卡壳的武器是M60机枪。

83. The perfect officer for the job will trahe day after that billet is filled by someone else.

最适合某个工作的军官总是在这个职位已经被别人占据后一天调来。

85. The a experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor.

最新最没经验的士兵最可能获得荣誉奖章。（意思是“挂掉的人就会获得美国最高级勋章”）

86. A Purple Heart just proves that were yh to think of a plan， stupid enough to try it， ao survive.

紫心勋章（美国授予受伤士兵的勋章）证明你聪明到可以想出一个计划，愚蠢到尝试这个计划，并且幸运到活了下来。

87. Murphy was a grunt.

墨菲是个大头兵。（就是因为墨菲老是做错事，所以才叫墨菲法则嘛:-P）

88. Beer Math --> 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.

啤酒数计算法：三十七人，每人两瓶，共要四十九箱。

89. Body ath --> 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in a.

歼敌数计算法：三名游击队员加一个可能再加两只猪，本次战斗共毙敌三十七人。

9 radius of a hand grenade is always o greater than y range.

手榴弹的杀伤半径总是比你能扑出的距离多一英尺。

91. All-weather close air support doesn't work iher.

全天候近距空中支援在坏天气里不管用。

92. The bat worth of a unit is inversely proportios outfit and appearance.

一支部队的作战能力与它外表的好看程度成反比。

93. The crud is a dud.

至关重要的炮弹总是哑弹。

95. There is no such place as a t foxhole.

需要散兵坑时，它们总是太远。（注：t在这里是指地理上的便利，就好像所谓的便利店一样，所以不能解作“舒适”）

97. If your positions are firmly set and you are prepared to take the enemy assault on， he will bypass you.

如果你的阵地有很好的工事而且你也准备好应付敌人的攻击，敌人会绕过你。

98. If your ambush is properly set， the e walk into it.

如果你准备好了一次伏击，敌人不会进入你的伏击圈。

99. If your flank marg well， the eo outflank him.

如果你的侧翼迂回进行的很顺利，是因为敌人正期待着你从侧翼接近他们。

100. Density of fire iionally to the ess et.

你越是感到好奇的目标就越危险。

101. Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.

奇怪的物体吸引炮火－不要躲在这种东西后面。

103. The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and misess).

长官的自大程度与他的官职成反比（还有他的不值得信任程度和有害程度）。